Chip.Reviews!
by Sorlk Lewis
"Won't Get Fooled Again" AKA
"Won't Get Frelled Again: Farscape On Acid!!!!"
Written by Richard "FrooniumRicky" Manning
Directed by Rowan Woods
~*~Who's On First, What's On Second, And Who The Hell Is On Third…?~*~
Chip Reviews: We are back with DK's neuro-bio-tracer, the chip's victim
Sorlk Lewis, and special guest, Lyme BT, DK-Chip supporter. Thanks for
joining us in this edition of 'Chip Reviews'.
<CR takes a sip of herbal tea before continuing>
CR: Let's start off with the name of the episode.
DK-Chip: Ah, yes, the song "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The
Who.
Lyme BT: GAH! I think CR wanted to ASK about it, not fer'ya to blurt
it out!
<DK-Chip glares at Lyme before continuing>
DK-Chip: As I was SAYING, the song is by The Who.
CR: Yes…?
DK-Chip: Well…that's it.
Sorlk Lewis: Oh boy…this is gonna be fun! <giggles manically>
CR: ARG…ok, so, who came up with the title?
DK-Chip: Well, whom do you think?
LBT: Froony?
CR: Yeah…Froony?
DK-Chip: Well, maybe…
CR: What do you mean maybe?
<SL falls off her chair laughing insanely>
LBT: SL…what'r ya laffin at? You 'k?
SL: DK doesn't REMEMBER!! AH HAHAHA!
DK-Chip: O, shut up, SL…go make yourself useful in the writers room…I
know you have work to do…
<CR sighs>
~*~ Tongue LOVIN'!~*~
CR: So, in that one part where we Thought it was Aeryn, but it really
wasn't…WOW, did Claudia Black do that on her own or was it CGI?
LBT: SEBACEAN TONGUE LOVING!!!
<CR pops some Advil to get rid of the headache that has be pounding
away since the first chip reviews edition>
DK-Chip: Ignore Lyme, she is obsessed with STL, Monkeys, and Buttshots…
LBT: YEA! ButtSHOTS! Crichton ButtSHOTS <THUD>
DK-Chip: Anyway…that was all Claudia in that scene…
LBT: MONKEY! ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!!!
<DK-Chip snaps his fingers and Lyme goes silent.>
DK-Chip: Better. Now…it equally amazed all of us that she was able
to do that. I think it made for excellent shock-factor overall…and
if it scares us, we know it's going to be good.
LBT: STL! Yea, BABY! STL!!!
SL: O, be quiet, Lyme…you don't want to make DK angry.
LBT: Whaaaa? I smeggin created that chip! He's only who he is today because
of ME!
SL: Nu uh! An evil little, half Scarran antelope invented the DK-Chip!
DK-Chip: You are all insane. DK invented me and planted me in your brain,
SL.
<SL snickers and goes back to writing and sipping coffee>
DK-Chip: And Lyme, why can't you be more like good little SL over there?
I know you have some angsty fic to finish…hmm?
LBT: Uh…er…um…yea, but come on! This may be my only shot
at this!
<CR mumbles something about crazy writers all being alike>
LBT: I HEARD THAT!
SL: Goody, goody…mwhahahaha!!!
~*~HELP!~*~
CR: I know how John felt in this episode now.
SL: What's that suppose to mean? You don't have a frelling micro…micro…micro
ch…CHIP in your head.
DK-Chip: There's no chip in your head, Sorlk.
SL: Yes there is. There is a micro…micro….micro…what was
I saying?
DK-Chip: As it should be.
LBT: GAH, you FREAK…you brain washed her again!!!
DK-Chip: Yes, and if you don't shut up, you're next…
<Lyme quickly shuts up and picks up her fic to work on>
CR: See? What did I tell you…this is worse than Farscape on acid.
LBT: OoooOooo, Farscape on acid? Sounds fun!
<CR blinks at Lyme>
CR: DK, you know what, you are right…
DK-Chip: I am? Oh, wait…I mean, YES, I am RIGHT. I'm always right.
I'm the producer of the show.
<CR sighs and takes another sip of the herbal tea, praying it will
help with calming down his nerves>
CR: Well, that's all for this edition of Chip Reviews…join us next
time for…well, DON'T join us next time! Don't Send fan mail! If the
show isn't popular I can be free from this hellhole! PLEASE, Help me!
LBT: SEBACEAN TONGUE LOVIN', YEA, BABY!
<Lyme runs off to assault a certain leather clad lost astronaut>
SL: DK, you better warn Crichton AND Ben.
CR: HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!!
<transmission is cut>
BZZZZZZ…
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