Chip.Reviews!
by Sorlk Lewis
"Die Me, Dichotomy"
AKA
"Die Me, DK-Chip: Aeryn is dead, Long live Aeryn!"
Written by David Kemper
Directed by Rowan Woods
~*~My Name Is Chip, Chocolate Chip Too You!~*~
Chip Reviews: We are back with the DK-Chip and Sorlk Lewis for their
views on "Die Me, Dichotomy"…
DK-Chip: Thank you for having us back.
<CR mumbles something about being surprised they even came back after
the last time>
Sorlk Lewis: I heard THAT!
CR: I didn't say anything! Honest! <clears throat> Anyway, DK-Chip,
SL…any opening comments?
DK-Chip: Yes. I would like to start off by saying that this episode was
brilliant in all aspects…especially the writing. It was very strong
and realistic and I am amazed that it is SO good, it honestly can't be
any better.
SL: Well, if Aeryn didn't die…
DK-Chip: Hush, young one. You do not know what you are saying.
CR: Um…well, what if Aeryn didn't…
DK-Chip: Blasphemy! She had to be killed.
CR: And why is that?
SL: 'cause DK made a boo-boo and was Humanizing her!
<DK-Chip looks sternly at SL>
DK-Chip: I made no mistake. It was all carefully planned…
CR: Just like season six?
DK-Chip: Exactly! However, you mention season six again, and I will have
to blind you with whiteout.
<CR gulps>
CR: OK, soooooooo…"Die Me, Dichotomy"…the bio-neuro-tracer
Scorpius put in Crichton's head…
<looks between DK-Chip and SL>
CR: You know what, I think this section is easily answered, so why bother…
SL: No hands! No HANDS!!! Spinny, spinny, spinnnnnnnny! DK puts me in
the chair and I go round and round…Oh say can you SEE, by the dawns
early LIGHT, so what proudly we HAILED…
<CR raises an eyebrow in question before sighing in frustration>
~*~Two Plus Two Equals…Um, How Much?~*~
CR: So, what does the title "Die Me, Dichotomy" MEAN? It sure
isn't going through my translator microbes right…
DK-Chip: Roughly translated, it means…
SL: Day of My Division!!!
DK-Chip: Yes, SL…
CR: Oh, so I get it! Crichton is divided by the neuro-bio-tracer in his
head, hence the "division" and it's Crichton's day, so NOW that
makes sense.
<SL looks at CR>
SL: What planet you on, buddy? Everyone knows what it means…I mean,
sheesh, what kind of fan are you if you don't!!
<DK-Chip gives SL a Look that shuts her up quickly>
CR: Er…ok, I guess that's all for this question…
~*~"That Peacekeeper is dead." "No it isn't! It's just
resting!"~*~
CR: AAAAAAAAAAAAH, You KILLED her!!! You basterd! Why-o-why did you have
to KILL Aeryn Sun, the coolest character on the show!?!
DK-Chip: I felt like it.
CR: Whaaaaaaaaa? That's IT?!?!
SL: hehehehehe…DK is a bad, bad boy. ChaoticDreamer! Come quick!
Your new society has some disciplining to do!
<DK-Chip snaps a finger and SL is suddenly grinning like him>
DK-Chip: What was it you were saying, SL?
SL: Nothing. I just had a momentary…lapse…in judgment. <evil
writer grin>
DK-Chip: As it should be.
<CR looks around in a panicked daze before passing out from shock>
SL: You think CR is dead?
DK-Chip: Only as dead as Aeryn…
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